Attracting Women - How Do I “Prepare” Myself?
December 2nd, 2008 by AuthorOne thing you do NOT want is to be unprepared for anything when you’re dealing with women. They’re a tricky lot, so that can be a bit difficult. However, a bit of planning and preparation is all you really need to be able to handle whatever hand you’re dealt, and luckily for you…you got me to give you some pointers. So, shall we?
All righty. Let’s get down to some actual stuff you can do before you head off to be at a place where you know you’ll be looking to pick up women. I mean, obviously they’re everywhere, so you can’t prepare for every possible meeting, but when you’re heading out to a bar alone on Friday night…you’re not fooling anyone as to your intentions. There are a lot of things you can do, however, before you ever leave the house, such as the following:
Your pad: make sure your place is tidy enough to pass idle feminine inspection. Always plan like you’ll be bringing someone home, whenever you leave the house, no matter how unlikely it may seem to you. If you DO bring a girl home to a mess, you’re toast. A messy house will make a girl run away, screaming, her voice distorted by the lack of nasal tone due to the clothespin on her nose.
Hygiene. Don’t be afraid of it. Please bathe. It sounds like it’d be a given, but some of you guys…yeah. Use good shampoo for your hair, but try to avoid fruity scents unless you’re TRYING to seem gay. Some girls respect it, but most give you the slanty eye. Use a body wash with a manly scent, too. Not that there’s anything wrong with homosexuals (insert standard disclaimer here), but obviously gay guys aren’t interested in girls, and you ARE. So if you SEEM gay, you’re probably not encouraging them to think of you in the way you’re after.
Cologne: not necessary, but doesn’t hurt, unless you either use way too much and kill yourself with it or use something HORRIBLY repulsive. If you use it at all, make sure it’s something simple, subtle, and masculine. No Sun Lillies with Aloe Extract. See above comment regarding misrepresenting your sexuality.
Psychologically prepare yourself. This is the big part. Take the time NOW to gibber to yourself about “what if she doesn’t like me, what if I make an idiot of myself, what if I am forced to come home and spend the night alone again?” That way, it’s out of the way when you actually SEE a girl you want to meet. Just take some deep breaths, relax, and tell yourself that you’re the man, and you can handle whatever comes your way. Just don’t turn into a ridiculously cocky narcisist. You’re aiming for Usher, not Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. (Don’t look at me that way…I was a kid once.)
Do all of this stuff before you ever step foot outside your door. It’ll help you big time in the case that you find and meet a girl, and on the off chance (which will steadily become more likely as you get experienced) that you bring a girl home to your place